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On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. – Milton Berle
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A person often catches a cold when a mother-in-law comes to visit. Patients mentioned mothers-in-law so often that we came to consider them a common cause of disease in the United States. – Thomas Holmes quotes.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. – Henny Youngman
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.
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I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law a battery-operated mouth. – Milton Berle
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in. – Henny Youngman
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.- Hubert H. Humphrey

Even money that my liver lasts through my wife’s metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. – Tim Heaton

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I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don’t like to interrupt her. – Ken Dodd

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. – Vladimir Zhirinovsky

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A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. – Sin-Itiro

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’ – Joan Rivers
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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. – Les Dawson Tomonaga
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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, ‘Mother, don’t just stand there in the rain. Go home.’
The day two girls or women can genuinely be friends to each other, we will see then no war, camouflaged or open, between the wife and her mother-in-law in any house. – Anuj Somany
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My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
My mother-in-law said, ‘One day I will dance on your grave.’ I said ‘I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.’
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Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream i dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn’t afford one. -Phyllis Diller

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I’m often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she’s only got one major fault – it’s called breathing.

Maybe I should’ mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law. – Kiersten White

You know you’ve built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel – Josh Billings
Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. -Lou Holtz
Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law.
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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

The mother-in-laws themselves weren’t natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. – Allen Toussaint

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